I don't understand why everyone else likes those movies so much. I mean, they're okay I guess, and I definitely enjoyed the first one, but they are not god's gift to the superhero franchise. AND THERE IS NOTHING MORE REALISTIC ABOUT IT NO MATTER WHAT NOLAN SAYS. Women thieves do not wear shoes like that. Making her heel have a dagger does not make it an appropriate shoe for robbery.

In other news, everyone else continues to not understand why I like bad fanfic so much!