tag:dreamwidth.org,2009-05-01:177824 a banger in the mouth a banger in the mouth 2013-02-03T05:21:04Z tag:dreamwidth.org,2009-05-01:177824:14803 2013-01-29T23:12:08Z 2013-02-03T05:21:04Z public 0 #5&mdash;<em>HDU</em> by India Lee<br />Shut up, this was cute and I liked it. In fact, it got an automatic one-star bump because I couldn't stop thinking about it at work. Sure, it takes hilarious leaps past anything like logic at points, but it's a fun, fast read. Mostly memorable for calling stans "stalking-fans" (lololol okay are we pretending it's from that now? WAS EMINEM SO LONG AGO??) and making ONTD seem accessible. It would have been nice to get a better read on Liam, since the girl's POV was mostly being an idiot about him and completely incapable of taking anyone at anything other than face value. Anyway. Self-insert romance is my kryptonite. YOU <strike>DON'T</strike> KNOW MY LIFE. Four of five.<br /><br />Has anybody else read it? I want to know who you pictured as the three guys! Mine were ... some dude, some dude and RICHARD ARMITAGE EVEN THOUGH HE'S WAY TOO OLD. I think Ian and Liam (lol jfc NO JUDGING) wavered between being the same random dude or American versions of One Direction guys. Don't ask which ones because I have no idea (Baby Jagger?). But also maybe Ian was Oren from Parks and Rec, and Liam was Charming Tater but also Zefron? But they were the same guy. <br /><br />I'm really great at this visualization thing, obviously.<br /><br /><img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=ishie&ditemid=14803" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/> comments