ishie: (fandom:xf // the enigmatic doctor)
It turns out the only thing I can reliably access on my phone from here is Sendspace. Idk. Idgi.

Does anyone have links for (or can anyone upload?) Hannibal 1x04 Oeuf (KORSUB OR BUST) or GOT 3x05 there? I managed to pull a 500mb backup of my research file from there today so at least it works! NOTHING ELSE DOES.

This vacation is THE SHIT, though, you guys. I fucking love it. I have seen maybe four people in four days? I've eaten like a normal person who doesn't live on fast food. I have written like 14k (of terrible horrible crap but) FOURTEEN THOUSAND WORDS OF MURDER DRAFT AKA HOW DID THIS ROMANCE NOVEL GET IN HERE \o/ \o/ \o/ I have made it through the first half hour of Jailhouse Rock for the umpteenth time in NEAR-RECORD TIME (it's REALLY difficult to watch it all at once because Elvis is such an adorable dipshit in it oh my god. OH MY GOD. Like, at some point in my life I will maybe be able to watch it in one go but it's highly doubtful. Also he keeps licking his lips, so. SO). Aside from that and Lilo & Stitch the other night, I have actually not really listened to any media at all though. Like. Birds, trees, wind, rain, the hot tub (which sounds like waves at the ocean so A+++++++ ALL THE WAY AROUND THERE), cars on the road at the bottom of the mountain, weird pinging noises on the screens all night, things dropping on the roof in the dark, popping and cracking noises in the kitchen IT'S LIKE THE BEST AMBIENT NOISE GENERATOR RUN THROUGH A HORROR MOVIE SFX SESSION I FUCKING LOVE IT.

Also, I'm pretty sure there was deer piss on the driveway this morning? That or a creepy mountain man dude with some tragic body chemistry was hanging out peeing on the gravel in the middle of the night. Either/or.

Okay, yeah, I've also spent a hilarious amount of time just lying on a couch doing nothing, and today I actually was trapped in my car for a while by wasps (PROBABLY THE SAME WASPS I'VE BEEN USHERING OUT OF THE CABIN ALL WEEK) and there have been hairy slugs and a giant wolf spider and more caterpillars and centipedes than I've probably seen in the last ten years combined, but I've also seen TWO WILD TURKEYS just RANDOMLY WALKING AROUND ON THE SIDES OF ROADS and there are sheep and cows of a totally different variety to what we have at home and this place looks like I'm back in friggin' Scotland, I swear to god. CAN I MOVE HERE AND OF COURSE YES I CAN BUT WHEN.

Uh, but anyway. Sendspace links? I tried ... places, already. I NEED TO SEE THE HOUND AND JAIME AND BRIENNE AND SANSA AND HANNIBAL AND BLOOM AND GRAHAM I NEED TO.

(I had sugar for the first time since Friday today :D :D :D :D :D)
ishie: (fandom:10th kingdom // om nom nom)
I've listened to mine restart itself seventeen time in the last twelve hours. So, tomorrow I move everything to Dropbox and factory reset. If that doesn't do it, it's upgrade time!

Poll #13294 lol indecisive
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 6


After researching all year I'm down to two choices. Which should I get?

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Droid 4 -- two generations newer version of the phone i have now, with slide-out keyboard (*_*)
1 (16.7%)

Samsung Galaxy S III -- big screen, i don't remember why else i want this but it's survived every round of winnowing choices so good job advertisers
5 (83.3%)

Other, in comments -- don't bother saying iphone, i don't want an iphone
0 (0.0%)

Aren't you tired of putting the ticky box option in every single poll?

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TICKY BOX >:(
4 (100.0%)

ishie: (fandom:army of darkness // boomstick bb)
Six for Sunday time! Except not, I'm super-blocked on the VEEP fic. Like, it's not really at a good point to stop and have it be an actual story and my brain thinks there's more possible, but my brain also thinks, nope, we're done, good night! Then refuses to work on anything but outlining the thing I'm going to be racing through on vacation, so that's excellent and awful.

So instead here's the first lines of all my in-progress/stalled stuff because that was a thing that I saw going around or possibly that I made up and we'll pretend any of these will be finished ever!

  1. The thing is, no one is supposed to actually give a damn about what is or is not—or was, or was not—potentially ever happening inside Amy's uterus.

  2. Sansa all but floated from the gallery, hope taking wing in her once more after being so long stifled.

  3. The Wolfswood gave way abruptly to a cleared field less than a day's ride from Winterfell.

  4. The water was warm, even after sitting overnight in the chilly seaside air, and sour.

  5. In the grand scheme of things, following someone you hardly knew and could barely stand halfway across the state to take them up on a job offer was ... a pretty great idea?

  6. It was supposed to be different in Honeyhall, and it was, until tonight.

  7. The wood took the spark and ignited, curls of smoke winding up through the thick, humid air.

  8. New York City was... It was dirty, was what it was.

  9. "My dear boy, you didn't think I'd allow anyone else to dictate terms to me, did you?"

  10. Sam was neck-deep in the pool, treading water and blinking chlorinated drops out of his eyes as Mandy King stretched her arms over her head and bounced on the high dive.

  11. The days got longer and the sun brighter, but nothing burned off the cold.

  12. The bend of the creek was still warm from the sun where Ruth waded in to wash the blood from her legs.


PS: E L V I S
ishie: (Default)
I was on a call at work the other day in which someone claimed that $madeUpPercent of people only use the volume/mute controls on their keyboard (and don't even know how to use in-system sound controls). Since I only use keyboard controls on the very rare occasion I remember they exist, I wondered how closely his $madeUpPercent resembled reality. And fandom almost constitutes reality, right? *cough*

So:

Poll #13076 pump up the volume!
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 22


Q1. What is the primary way you temporarily turn off the sound on your computer?

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Take out/off headphones
1 (4.5%)

Mute button on keyboard
11 (50.0%)

Mute button on screen/in program
8 (36.4%)

Mute through computer/sound card volume controls
6 (27.3%)

Other (see below)
4 (18.2%)

Q2. If you answered Other for Q1. please explain:

Q3. What is the primary way you control the volume on your computer?

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On keyboard
9 (40.9%)

In program/window
2 (9.1%)

In dock/taskbar
7 (31.8%)

On headphones or external speakers (ie, using the scrollwheel on a pair of headphones, &c.)
1 (4.5%)

Other (see below)
3 (13.6%)

Q4. If you answered Other for Q3. please explain:



Happy to have questions and/or anecdata in comments!

eta
GDI POLL CREATOR WHY ARE THOSE CHECKBOXES WHEN THEY SHOULD BE RADIO BUTTONS

whoops

Mar. 18th, 2013 09:22 pm
ishie: (fandom:ad // a huge mistake)
Each Sunday, post six sentences from a writing project — published, submitted, in progress, for your cat — whatever.
In short, Amy swallowed her own sense of personal dignity—nothing new there—to take the heat for Selina, and that was fucking that. It should have been the smoothest thing she's managed to pull off since she wrangled Selina's way into the President's camp and onto the ticket, but nope. Nope. The gods reached down from on high and smacked her right in her stupid smug face one more time, just to show her they could.

Amy didn't just run screaming out of Bumpkinville yesterday. She's been around long enough to recognize that there's one thing that remains constant in Washington, no matter how many screaming matches erupt on the ever-growing horror show that is the American news media.


This is from the VEEP fic I need to finish before the new season starts and totally josses the plausible parts. But the end is NOT COOPERATING.
ishie: (Default)
I need to a) finish this VEEP fic I've been working on forever >:( b) start my scifi big bang thing. I signed up with the vague idea of a scifi!AU of Elementary, or maybe finishing that Star Trek!BBT thing I started a million years ago, or maybe the space race!SGA AU. But, uh, wow. Nope. Nothing. Nothing.

Poll #13045 SCI FI BIG BANG YO
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 3


What should I write? I'll take fandoms/characters/scenarios/picture prompts/song lyrics/remix ideas/ANYTHING

Ticky box?

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TICKYBOX
2 (100.0%)



In other news there's no such thing as real life or emotions or non-robot bodies keep repeating it until it's the truth doot doot doooooot.

eta
lol that's not a tickybox sigh

hey so!

Mar. 12th, 2013 08:54 pm
ishie: (fandom:army of darkness // boomstick bb)
I drove all the way to where my class was tonight (GOT THERE EARLY, EVEN) and then basically completely fell apart and didn't make it inside the building because: parking. PARKING. I didn't bring money to PAY FOR PARKING because I am the biggest moron in the world and then I panicked. As per usual.

And my interview was really enjoyable and fun but the impression I got at the end was they weren't interested in going further.

And I did something totally fucked up to one of my toes today. TRIPLE UGH.

Anyway. Two fics this weekend. IDK if I posted these before but even if I did, here they are again! DEALWITHIT.GIF

A Little World Made Cunningly: ASOIAF; Elaena Targaryen; pre-series; ~1300 words

Be Drowned No More: ASOIAF; Sansa(/Sandor-ish?), Bran; post-ADWD; 2500 words

If I were better at everything this might have made a bingo on my [community profile] trope_bingo card but, well, see above.
ishie: (fandom:asoiaf // tis a silly place)
Or the other way round, actually:

A Little World Made Cunningly

ASOIAF; pre-canon; Elaena & Rhaena Targaryen; G; 1300 words

The king lies dying, and Elaena Targaryen grows tired of waiting.

And:

Each Sunday, post six sentences from a writing project — published, submitted, in progress, for your cat — whatever.

She sang then, and cupped her hand over his cheek like she had done when he was newly born. Her voice, so thin and reedy in the cold night, rose to join the Targaryens' lament. The heat of the fires melted the tears frozen to her lashes, until they streamed down her face and onto the stones. They washed away the dirt and the blood. Swept the feathers from Bran's hair and rose to cover his face. She breathed them in, tasting the salt on her tongue and in her throat.

blergh

Mar. 7th, 2013 08:09 pm
ishie: (fandom:project runway // traumatic!)
Well, we were going to see Neil deGrasse Tyson tonight, but shitty parking and cranky passengers and now I'm eating Wendy's instead. UGH. But whatever. I see him lecture on the internet and TV all the time. Tonight would have just been bragging rights, you know? Like, what is the benefit of seeing him in person? Bragging rights. (This is the conclusion we came to in the car while waiting in traffic for about nine times longer than it should have taken to go the distance we went (and have gone for past events holy shit what parking services administrator did they piss offfff).)

I'm tired. And sad, but not about the no-astrophysics thing. I want a real job. I want employer-paid health insurance. I want my house to be not a disaster area. I want lots of things (and people!) that are just never going to happen and I want to learn how to get the fuck over stuff (and people! Okay: one person!) instead of clinging endlessly.

...it's fun how giving absolutely no details away still feels like I'm peeling off my skin and standing up in the middle of Times Square. REPRESSION \o/
ishie: (fandom:sherlock // like a rootless tree)
I'm back to doing 750words every day, so let's all cross fingers I can beat my previous record of ... uh 45 days? Of course all of my words this weekend have been in webdev and consultant stuff, so. Ughghghghghg.

Each Sunday, post six sentences from a writing project — published, submitted, in progress, for your cat — whatever.

From something original, for a change:
The trousers were rough against his bare legs, the stiff fabric still unfamiliar. The socks were too heavy. His boots were too narrow in the toes, but they made him taller. Not by much, but perhaps the change was enough to allow him to do more than brush a fingertip across the top of the wall that separated the settlements from the docks. It had loomed large over him for days, even when he couldn't see the dusty red stones. He felt them, though, wherever he went within the city, pressing against the back of his neck and scratching the skin of his hands.
ishie: (fandom:asoiaf // idek)
Whoops, apparently Sunday comes every week? Who knew!

Each Sunday, post six sentences from a writing project — published, submitted, in progress, for your cat — whatever.
Arya clucked to Visenya, letting the reins fall slack against the mare's neck, and slid from the saddle. The still-healing gash across her thigh screamed in protest, her left leg almost collapsing under her slight weight. She clung to the straps securing her bedroll to the saddle and panted through the wave of pain. Her pulse pounded in her ears and in the swollen flesh where the sailor's knife had bitten through her leathers.

Sweat curled down the side of her face. Visenya snorted and shifted her weight, almost sending Arya sprawling again.


And the one I meant to do last week:
In the grand scheme of things, following someone you hardly knew and could barely stand halfway across the state to take them up on a job offer was ... a pretty great idea?

Yeah, it took Charlotte by surprise, too.

Ricky was, well, Ricky. Uh, Mr Collins, though it was hard to remember to call him that. He'd always been Ricky, since the first time she found him hiding behind the coats in kindergarten. She would swear he even still had the same rainboots, albeit in a more age-appropriate size.


And the week before that:
For weeks she had been terrified at every moment, from morning to night. Her fear was a monster waiting to snatch her up in its jaws whenever it pleased. It followed her into sleep and waited for her to awake. The queen knew she was ready to bear the king's children, and every day she waited to hear that her wedding day had been set. Or for Joffrey to tell her himself, his foul lips curving around the words she never wanted to hear. Now that Stannis had retreated, there was nothing to stand in their way.


(lol comma splices sigh)

Ugh, where did this month even go?

And why is Zero Hour SO SHITTY.
ishie: (fandom:asoiaf // sansaaaaaa)
Today I turned off my brain and emailed a couple of super intimidating places about doing cheap/pro bono design work, and also emailed ex-employer to raise the possibility of doing consulting work for them on a project I designed & launched that has tanked since they laid us all off. So. Not sure where those guts came from, but it's entirely possible I burned out my fear center with all the ammonia last night.

Speaking of which, my hair looks terrible! This color is, um. Well, it's a color. But in four weeks I'm going to a salon and having them do something nice to it, so it's not that big a deal. (I kind of actually want to get some cheesy ombre thing? Who am I?)

Finally got around to updating [community profile] ishieland with the stuff I've written since summer. More to come now that words aren't boycotting my pages anymore :)

OH RIGHT AND ALSO I GOT THE S2 GAME OF THRONES BLURAYS FOR $25 AT TARGET SO LOL SEE YOU IN A WEEK
ishie: (fandom:zombieland // who's gandhi?)
  • Who've you got in the Super Bowl? I've got Not The Ravens Please Anybody But The Ravens Unless They Win In Which Case They're Still The Browns Anyway Shut Up. By ten.


  • So, The Wire. Greatest piece of television in the history of ever y/mfy/don't argue with me? I'm making a concerted effort to actually finish it, stymied by my inability to a) start an ep before one in the morning and b) stay awake for an hour at a time. So I'm starting S1 over again and THIS TIME I WILL GET ALL THE WAY THROUGH IT IN A REASONABLE AMOUNT OF TIME WITHOUT MY HEART BREAKING*. >:(

    Also I accidentally got Sin hooked on it. \o/ I mean, whoops!


  • If you follow me on Tumblr, you can probably skip this part :)

    HEY SO to ease my transition back into thinking and writing and using complete sentences in coherent patterns on a regular schedule aka I'M GOING BACK TO SCHOOL FINALLY, I am taking some free classes at Coursera.

    Anybody want to join me?

    Fantasy and Science Fiction: The Human Mind, Our Modern World started a few days ago, but you might still be able to enroll. The Modern and the Postmodern(!) starts in less than a week! And in less than a month: Women and the Civil Rights Movement!!!


  • Each Sunday, post six sentences from a writing project — published, submitted, in progress, for your cat — whatever.

    She would endure this. Curl in on herself like the pebbled beetles that tried to hide themselves from the ravens' pecking. Until there was nothing left for him to touch but the brittle shell that had once been a girl. Joffrey could do whatever he liked, then, as she knew he would. She would never feel it. It would slide right over her skin.


    :(


* LIES

end panic

Feb. 2nd, 2013 09:37 pm
ishie: (rl:nasa // strollin' on the moon one day)
Okay, lockdown over! It was an overreaction, yes. Yes. But I should have done it a while ago anyway? So.

I don't know how to make not-originally-flocked posts public again on LJ without making the originally-flocked posts public also, except for doing them one by one, and with 2200+ entries: LOL NO. I'll turn the fic index posts back on but that's probably it.

I'm also going to stop cross-posting entries from DW to LJ after this one. So, unless something major changes, [livejournal.com profile] ishie is basically dead now. (Until and unless I figure out this import-entries thing) :( :( :(

If you're on DW already or go to there in the future, feel free to add me! Link at the bottom of this entry will get you there, and so will [personal profile] ishie. You can always come say hi using OpenID too! :D The other sites will go back in the nav column too if you want to follow any of those.

If you haven't already jumped platforms and don't plan to, I'll miss you! Thanks for making LJ so much fun <333
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On lockdown! Back later. See other places for details :)
ishie: (fandom:blackadder // dreaming big)
#5—HDU by India Lee
Shut up, this was cute and I liked it. In fact, it got an automatic one-star bump because I couldn't stop thinking about it at work. Sure, it takes hilarious leaps past anything like logic at points, but it's a fun, fast read. Mostly memorable for calling stans "stalking-fans" (lololol okay are we pretending it's from that now? WAS EMINEM SO LONG AGO??) and making ONTD seem accessible. It would have been nice to get a better read on Liam, since the girl's POV was mostly being an idiot about him and completely incapable of taking anyone at anything other than face value. Anyway. Self-insert romance is my kryptonite. YOU DON'T KNOW MY LIFE. Four of five.

Has anybody else read it? I want to know who you pictured as the three guys! Mine were ... some dude, some dude and RICHARD ARMITAGE EVEN THOUGH HE'S WAY TOO OLD. I think Ian and Liam (lol jfc NO JUDGING) wavered between being the same random dude or American versions of One Direction guys. Don't ask which ones because I have no idea (Baby Jagger?). But also maybe Ian was Oren from Parks and Rec, and Liam was Charming Tater but also Zefron? But they were the same guy.

I'm really great at this visualization thing, obviously.
ishie: (fandom:the shining // double double)
I have no goals for 2013. I am rudderless. Oh, except for [community profile] trope_bingo!

my card )

But screw that for now, because YULETIDE REVEALS. I wrote Open Up the Door and Let Me In for [archiveofourown.org profile] mynuet; Push (2009); Nick/Cassie(-ish), Liz Holmes; 6958 words; PG-13
Rank and sweaty from the oppressive heat, Nick almost dropped his key before he managed to get it in the lock. The blue-white lights buzzing overhead turned his skin the color of fish guts and unnatural shadows jumped in his peripheral vision. He felt like he was shaking off a massive push, bigger than anything Division had thrown at him, instead of just stumbling home from another day in a way too long streak of honest days' work.
It's set about ten or twelve years after the movie (and is probably too headcanon-y to make sense, because it really needs to be about 150k and not timejump). I've literally watched the movie every day for the past two months and read the comic book at least three dozen times, even after posting the fic, so. You know, maybe there's more on the way? There is more on the way. Compulsion, meet obsession. (This will also go up on [community profile] ishieland at some point for the AO3 averse.)

But ALL MY THANKS IN THE WORLD to Mynuet for such an awesome prompting and for being such a lovely recipient!

Now to go trawling the archive for more fic by the people who wrote my faves this year \o/